An Epic Battle is when you do a girl doggy style, and then do a Donkey Punch. After that, you do a
Houdini. When she turns around, you nut on her face and in her eye. You then proceed to do a
Strawberry Shortcake. Once that is complete, you kick her in the shin, and that completes
the Angry Pirate. Combining those 4 sexual acts creates the Epic Battle.